‘We F***ed Up,’ Illuminati Says as Preparations for Reset Begin

Secret world rulers admit to getting carried away and apologize vehemently

Austin Harvey
The Haven
Published in
3 min readApr 29, 2022

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In a recent press release, representatives from the Illuminati admitted they “never thought we’d make it this far,” emphasizing that they “are truly sorry” and “are working emphatically to reset everything.”

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Austin Harvey
The Haven

Writer, editor, and podcast host. Currently a staff writer at All That's Interesting. Host of History Uncovered and Conspiracy Realists.